I would be such an Awesome Mom!

If I could sleep in until 8:00 every morning,

I would be such an awesome mom.

And if someone served me my coffee each morning with funny faces drawn on it,

I would be such an awesome mom.

If I could be bathed as I was entertained each day,

I would be such an awesome mom.

And if I could take a three hour nap each afternoon to relax and re-energize,

I would be such an awesome mom.

If I could take a "time out" to regroup and reflect on what I was doing wrong each time I lost it,

I would be such an awesome mom.

And if I was tucked in to bed each night hearing the book of my choosing,

I would be SUCH an awesome mom.

My sincerest apologies to my children, who it turns out do not have a toddler for a mother.  Who are rather being raised by a highly sleep-deprived, cold coffee on the go drinker, yelling to stop unrolling the toilet paper from the open shower curtain, constantly losing it, and falling into bed each night, not even sure my reading level is still above a 1st grader!

Happy Mother's Day to all of you Awesome Moms